"Just last night I received possibly the most disturbing phone-sex call I’d had in a long time.
A caller shot himself with me on the phone.
The unmistakable sound of a gun-shot followed by the heavy and wet sound of a body falling with a thud to the floor.
Things like this always scare me.
My current track record stands at one confession of incestuous sexual abuse, being asked to perform fellatio on my younger brother, and two other suicides."